I honestly don’t know why you’re even reading this.

I am a lazy, loquacious glutton who decided to set a blog up about four years ago to express her thoughts and crap like that. You can find the links to my articles for Daily Mirror Life here and click here to read what I wrote for yamu.lk

I feel super weird writing about myself.

Anyway, I like to write, talk, compere, sing, and embarrass my friends and family with my existence. I also like attention sometimes.

Thank you for wasting precious minutes of your life by checking this blog out. It really is appreciated.

Have a nice day!

Pro-tip: If you’re having a bad day, have an enormous slice of chocolate cake. But if you’re diabetic, please forget what you just read.